Recently over dinner I’ve been working my way through a backlog of free TV episodes I’ve downloaded from iTunes. Tonight I watched the first episode of something called Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, which might well be the worst 11:47 of TV I’ve ever seen. Imagine someone wanted to have Jack Black star in a low-budget remake of Tron. Only they couldn’t afford Jack Black, so they decided to hire some guy named John Gemberling instead.